Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I looked at my own cervix.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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