I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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