One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
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look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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