I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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