This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize