were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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