So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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