Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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