You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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