I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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