To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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