you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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