Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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