they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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