Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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