singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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