I heard we made out
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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