What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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