evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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