Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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