Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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