fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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