On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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