So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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