he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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