You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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