D3 body, D1 cock
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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