And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
and eventually we just all took our pants off
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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