Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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