There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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