I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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