Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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