Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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