Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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