I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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