after a month anything with tits is on the radar
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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