Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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