I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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