Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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