i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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