Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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