what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm getting married
To pizza
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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