Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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