I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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