I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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