Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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