we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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