At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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