she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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