do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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